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12/21/2011 Volume 5 Issue 1

The periodic newsletter of the New World Bloodbowl League


Season 5 Standings

Blue Conference
Team Name Points Wins Ties Losses Forfeitures
Pizza Paisanos 5 1 0 0 0
Tanglewood Titans 5 1 0 0 0
Arabica Knights 5 1 0 0 0
SoTek Assassins 1 0 0 1 0
Wise Guys 1 0 0 1 0
Tombstone Terrors 1 0 0 1 0
Red Conference
Team Name Points Wins Ties Losses Forfeitures
Harrows Horrors 5 1 0 0 0
Cretaceous Corsairs 5 1 0 0 0
Darktower Slayers 5 1 0 0 0
Skull Blaster Masters 1 0 0 1 0
Deathrow Posse 1 0 0 1 0
Skaven Skrewballz 1 0 0 1 0

First Heat Left a Few Teams Reeling

Well, Sports Fans, weve arrived at yet another glorious season of New World League style Blood Bowl. The first round of the first heat left a few teams reeling from the feeling, squirming from the burning. Not surprisingly, the two experienced elf teams handled their rookie opponents easily, the remaining Orc team made their opponent suffer, the Skaven were involved in a shoot out, and those whacky Khemri came to knock some skulls around. There were almost 30 casualties in the first round, an average of 5 per game! The fans seemed to dig it; only one team had a fan factor decrease! 22 total TDs being scored was a nice jolt for the light teams. We all know the two best ways to get to the blood bowl are TDs and Casualties.

Next round, we will see if the Posse can get off the schnide against those pesky upstart Lizardman, the Cretaceous Corsairs, if the Terrors can slow the Titans down at all, if the Knights of Arabica can continue to roll over newbies, and we get a new Human v Human showdown with the Wiseguys challenging the Paisanos. Can anyone say Gangland Style Slaying? Until next time, remember, even if the ref is looking, it is better to have fouled and lost than to never have fouled at all!


NWL Season 5 Game Summary

Arabica Knights VS Wise Guys - 11/19/2011

Arabica Knights Won

Arabica Knights 2 Touchdowns Wise Guys 0 Touchdowns

$10,000
$50,000
+1 Fan Factor Change 41,000 Gate 0 Fan Factor Change 27,000 Gate

Total Gate 68,000 Fans

Total Winnings $60,000

Arabica Knights Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Lord Filbert (Lineelf) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Prince Mocha (Lineelf) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Squire Bean (Lineelf) 1 0 0 1 0 0
Count Crema (Lineelf) 0 0 0 0 1 1
Burr Grinder (Lineelf) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Master Howie (Lion Warrior) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Ethan Espresso (Lineelf) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Duke Sanani (Dragon Warrior) 0 0 0 1 0 0

Wise Guys Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Tiny The Enforcer (Ogre) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Vito (The Vice) Palermo (Blitzer) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Guido Fanucci (Lineman) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Patrick Vittoria (Lineman) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Reggio Cagliari (Lineman) 1 0 0 0 0 0

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Georgio (The Gun) Paterno Wise Guys Block Duke Sanani Arabica Knights
Rick (The Runner) Vittoria Wise Guys Block Prince Mocha Arabica Knights

Game Notes

The Arabica Knights ground the Wise Guys into a fine drip. The Snow was flying at the start of the match but soon cleared up and became nice. Freddy Palermo (a Lineman) gained Mighty Blow for this game. Vito Palermo (a Human Blitzer) was Ironman refusing to be injured. Georgio Paterno (a Human Blitzer) gained Guard for this game. Baron Peaberry (a Lion Warrior) was Boneheaded for the match. The Wise Guys received to start things off but they did not get far with their first death received in turn two.

Arabica Knights Notes

The Arabica Knights had one star player gain with Ethan Espresso (a Lineelf) gaining Block. The team has hired Rorr Aster II at the position of Lion Warrior and Fintan Brewer as a Lineelf.

Wise Guys Notes

The Wise Guys had no star player gains. The team has hired an Apothecary.



Harrows Horrors VS Skull Blaster Masters - 11/19/2011

Harrows Horrors Won

Harrows Horrors 2 Touchdowns Skull Blaster Masters 1 Touchdowns

$80,000
$60,000
0 Fan Factor Change 21,000 Gate 0 Fan Factor Change 37,000 Gate

Total Gate 58,000 Fans

Total Winnings $140,000

Harrows Horrors Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Heather Heart (Mummy) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Lilly Lung (Mummy) 0 0 0 2 1 0
Kristin Kidney (Mummy) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Fred Femur (Skeletons) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Tom Timbia (Skeletons) 0 1 0 1 0 1
Ivan Incus (Skeleton) 0 1 0 0 0 0

Skull Blaster Masters Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Fan-C Nan-C (Catcher) 1 1 0 0 0 0
Fast Freda (Catcher) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Howling Hallie (Blitzer) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Laser Beam Louise (Thrower) 3 0 0 0 0 0

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Carla Moonwalker Skull Blaster Masters Block Heather Heart Harrows Horrors
Jillie Storm Skull Blaster Masters Block Kristin Kidney Harrows Horrors

Game Notes

Harrows Horrors slaughtered the Skull Blaster Masters in a blizzard. The Horrors received to start the match and started the crushing early. By the end of the second half the Blasters had four players in the Injury Box and two in the Graveyard, the first dead player was saved by the Apothecary. The Blasters did manage to tie the game up and push things to overtime but only had six players left on the field to try to stop the on

Harrows Horrors Notes

Harrows Horrors had no star player gains. The team has hired two skeletons, Chris Cranium and Hector Humerus.

Skull Blaster Masters Notes

The Skull Blaster Masters had no star player gains. Howling Hallie (a Blitzer) and Ann Droid (a Linewoman) are both expected to miss the next game.



SoTek Assassins VS Tanglewood Titans - 11/20/2011

Tanglewood Titans Won

SoTek Assassins 1 Touchdowns Tanglewood Titans 3 Touchdowns

$70,000
$30,000
0 Fan Factor Change 34,000 Gate +1 Fan Factor Change 30,000 Gate

Total Gate 64,000 Fans

Total Winnings $100,000

SoTek Assassins Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
The Horned Master (Saurus) 0 0 1 0 0 0
The Crimson Blitzer (Saurus) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Flying Demon (Skink) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Quick Snap (Skink) 0 0 0 0 1 0

Tanglewood Titans Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Morgan Silverleaf (Dragon Warrior) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Freddy the Hand (Lineelf) 0 0 0 0 0 2
Laurel Lightfoot (Lion Warrior) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Ariel the White (Dragon Warrior) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Xavier Swift (Lion Warrior) 0 1 0 1 0 0
Marvin Howitzer (Phoenix Warrior) 2 0 0 0 1 0

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Forbiding Stomp SoTek Assassins Block Xavier Swift Tanglewood Titans

Game Notes

The SoTek Assassins fell to the Tanglewood Titans in a not so brutal contest. The Titans suffered Doom and Gloom and also a Virus that had no effect. Felgrin Quick (a Lion Warrior) was Boneheaded for this match. The Assassins received to start but had bad luck from the beginning. The Titans hit the ground running and called a Blitz! to start the match putting them in a position to capitalize on Assassin mistakes. The Titans scored early and often and might have scored a forth touchdown if not for the Interception towards the end of the game. The final kick in the teeth for the Lizardmen was on the last play when Forbiding Stomp (a Saurus) threw a block at Xavier Swift (a Lion Warrior) and was killed for his effort.

SoTek Assassins Notes

The SoTek Assassins had no star player gains. Quick Snap (a Skink) is expected to miss the next game. The team hired Charging Beast (a Saurus).

Tanglewood Titans Notes

The Tanglewood Titans had one star player gain with Ariel the White (a Dragon Warrior) gaining Dodge. Simon Pathfinder (a Lineelf) is expected to miss the next game.



Darktower Slayers VS Deathrow Posse - 11/20/2011

Darktower Slayers Won

Darktower Slayers 2 Touchdowns Deathrow Posse 1 Touchdowns

$90,000
$40,000
+1 Fan Factor Change 54,000 Gate -1 Fan Factor Change 67,000 Gate

Total Gate 121,000 Fans

Total Winnings $130,000

Darktower Slayers Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Kadzug da Kruncka (Blitzer) 0 2 0 0 0 0
Zaka Bashskull (Blitzer) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Narg Rockbreaka (Blitzer) 1 0 0 1 1 0
Vorag Stuntybasha (Blitzer) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Ganak da Huela (Thrower) 3 0 0 0 0 0

Deathrow Posse Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Road Rage (Catcher) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Felicia Felony (Catcher) 0 0 0 0 0 2
Jupiter Jones (Blitzer) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Preacherman (Blitzer) 0 0 0 1 1 0
DJ Zero Gee (Blitzer) 0 0 0 1 0 0

Graveyard Entries

No Deaths In This Game

Game Notes

The Darktower Slayers rallied past the Deathrow Posse in overtime. The weather was nice and the Posse received to start the match. Things started off with the crowd throwing a rock and KOing Vorag Stuntybasha (an Orc Blitzer). The Posse held off and scored at the end of the first half but could not stop the Orc onslaught for the second half and things were tied up and pushed to overtime. The Darktower Slayers overwhelmed the Posse on overtime and marched down the field to score the winning touchdown.

Darktower Slayers Notes

The Darktower Slayers had no star player gains. The team gained +1 Fan Factor.

Deathrow Posse Notes

The Deathrow Posse had two star player gains with Road Rage (a Catcher) gaining Dirty Player and Preacherman (a Blitzer) gaining Pro. Skank Blitzkin (a Thrower), T-Bone, and Freaky Frank (both Lineman) are all expected to miss the next game. The Team hired a lineman Sponge.



Skaven Skrewballz VS Cretaceous Corsairs - 11/20/2011

Cretaceous Corsairs Won

Skaven Skrewballz 3 Touchdowns Cretaceous Corsairs 4 Touchdowns

$60,000
$60,000
0 Fan Factor Change 48,000 Gate +1 Fan Factor Change 38,000 Gate

Total Gate 86,000 Fans

Total Winnings $120,000

Skaven Skrewballz Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Crusher Bloodclot (Storm Vermin) 0 0 0 2 0 0
Spewer Gatorbait (Linerat) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Slurp Frogspit II (Gutter Runner) 0 2 0 0 0 0
Skowl Facelicker (Linerat) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Rip Rulebreaker (Linerat) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Flash Skrufstain (Gutter Runner) 3 0 0 0 0 0

Cretaceous Corsairs Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Red Beard (Saurus) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Black Beard (Saurus) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Calico Jack (Saurus) 0 0 0 1 1 1
Bartolomeo (Saurus) 0 0 0 2 0 0
Barbarosssa (Saurus) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Black Ceasar (Saurus) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Cookie (Skink) 0 2 0 0 0 0
Sticky (Skink) 0 1 0 0 0 1
Skitch (Skink) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Junior (Skink) 0 0 0 0 0 2

Graveyard Entries

No Deaths In This Game

Game Notes

The Cretaceous Corsairs ran over the Skaven Skrewballz in on overtime beat down. The weather was nice and the Skrewballz suffered both Bad Press and Doom and Gloom. Snot Flicker (a Thrower) and Crusher Bloodclot (a Storm Vermin) refused to take the pitch at the same time, both claming I am the Greatest! The Skrewballz received to start and scored quickly. Both teams took advantage of scoring opportunities and went into the second half tied at two. The Corsairs Got the Ref to start the second half and took full advantage taking their time moving the ball while grinding what was left of the skaven into the ground. In a last ditch effort the Skrewballz got the ball back and with the help of a Quick Snap managed to push things to overtime. And still Snot Flicker would not step onto the field. The Corsairs won the coin toss and had no trouble scoring against the six Skaven who were left to defend in overtime.

Skaven Skrewballz Notes

The Skaven Skrewballz had one star player gain with Spewer Gatorbait (a Linerat) gaining Block. Abscess Bilespew (a Linerat) and Verminous Fang (a Storm Vermin) are both expected to miss the next game.

Cretaceous Corsairs Notes

The Cretaceous Corsairs had one star player gain with Cookie (a Skink) gaining Side Step. The team has hired a Skink named Teddy



Tombstone Terrors VS Pizza Paisanos - 11/26/2011

Pizza Paisanos Won

Tombstone Terrors 1 Touchdowns Pizza Paisanos 2 Touchdowns

$50,000
$50,000
0 Fan Factor Change 49,000 Gate 0 Fan Factor Change 39,000 Gate

Total Gate 88,000 Fans

Total Winnings $100,000

Tombstone Terrors Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Shrieking Soulsucker (Wight) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Headless Hank (Zombie) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Eternal Deathwalker (Mummy) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Malicious Mal (Ghoul) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Nawin Nell (Ghoul) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Pussy Longlegs (Zombie) 0 0 0 0 0 2
Icky Ivan (Zombie) 0 0 0 0 0 1

Pizza Paisanos Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Ella Mozzart (Catcher) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Papa John (Blitzer) 1 1 0 0 0 0
Papa Gino (Blitzer) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Ann Chovy (Lineman) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Meatball Marabelli (Lineman) 0 0 0 0 0 2
Pepe Roni (Lineman) 0 0 0 1 0 0

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Craig Plance Pizza Paisanos Block Eternal Deathwalker Tombstone Terrors
Hideous Hyde Tombstone Terrors Block Pepe Roni Pizza Paisanos
Sandman Tombstone Terrors Block Ann Chovy Pizza Paisanos

Game Notes

The Tombstone Terrors fell to the Pizza Paisanos in a brutal contest. The weather was nice at the start of the match but soon the rain came down and by the end it was pouring. The Paisanos received to start the match and scored quickly. The Terrors tied things up going into the second half but things went downhill from there. Things looked to be going the right was for the Terrors when the Paisanos Fireball only struck two of its five targets, leaving the ball carrier standing but Nuffle had other plans. The Paisanos killed Hideous Hyde (a Ghoul) and Sandman (a Zombie) and moved down the field at will scoring the winning touchdown. The highlight for the Terrors was when Craig Plance (a Lineman) was killed and then raised to play against his former team as a Zombie.

Tombstone Terrors Notes

The Tombstone Terrors had two star player gains with Headless Hank (a Zombie) gaining Dirty Player and Malicious Mal (a Ghoul) gaining Block. The team has hired Kid Carrion at the position of Ghoul.

Pizza Paisanos Notes

The Pizza Paisanos had three star player gains with Ella Mozzart (a Catcher) gaining Pass Block, Papa Gino (a Blitzer) gaining Mighty Blow and Pepe Roni (a Lineman) gaining Block. The team has hired Lineman Devin Bacon and Catcher Brie Queso.


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