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NWL Gazette Graphic

01/15/2008 Volume 2 Issue 7

The periodic newsletter of the New World Bloodbowl League


Season 2 Standings

Blue Conference
Team Name Points Wins Ties Losses Forfeitures
Wild Ones 35 7 0 0 0
Tombstone Terrors 27 5 0 2 0
Chaos Crushers 21 3 1 3 0
Skaven Skrewballz 19 3 0 4 0
Darktower Slayers 13 1 1 5 0
Backwata Bashas 11 1 0 6 0
Red Conference
Team Name Points Wins Ties Losses Forfeitures
Deathrow Posse 35 7 0 0 0
Harbingers of Doom 23 4 0 3 0
Athena's Avengers 19 3 0 4 0
Arabica Knights 17 2 1 4 0
Blood River Savages 17 2 1 4 0
Rage D'Homme 15 2 0 5 0

The Blood Bath Continues

The heat was marked by an escalation in deaths with 7 players slain during the heat. 18 deaths have been suffered this season, with the season not yet completed. There were a total of 9 deaths in the last season. The season is not yet over and the death rate has more than doubled. There can be no doubt that the NWL is putting the blood back into Blood Bowl. (See the article below calling for more deaths that foreshadowed the heat.)


NWL Season 2 Game Summary

Tombstone Terrors VS Darktower Slayers - 12/15/2007

Tombstone Terrors Won

Tombstone Terrors 2 Touchdowns Darktower Slayers 1 Touchdowns

$30,000
$60,000
+1 Fan Factor Change 59,000 Gate 0 Fan Factor Change 35,000 Gate

Total Gate 94,000 Fans

Total Winnings $90,000

Tombstone Terrors Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Tim Terror (Wight) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Eternal Deathwalker (Mummy) 0 0 0 3 0 0
Nashing Norman (Ghoul) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Tony Toebiter (Ghoul) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Bonechewer Jones (Ghoul) 1 1 0 0 0 0
Oozing Oscar (Ghoul) 2 1 0 0 0 0

Darktower Slayers Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Targ Bonebreaka (Blitzer) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Vorag Stuntybasha (Blitzer) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Zegrik Widowmaka (Black Orc Blocker) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Kalreg Da Knocka (Black Orc Blocker) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Zhag Da Bolta (Thrower) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Gurzag Whiparm (Thrower) 2 0 0 0 0 0
Taleg Fangnasha (Lineorc) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Malga Throatrippa (Lineorc) 0 0 0 0 0 1

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Nagreg Heartbreaka Darktower Slayers Block Eternal Deathwalker Tombstone Terrors
Taleg Fangnasha Darktower Slayers Block Eternal Deathwalker Tombstone Terrors
Gory Greg Tombstone Terrors Block Zegrik Widowmaka Darktower Slayers

Game Notes

The Tombstone Terrors defeated the Darktower Slayers in a brutal contest punctuated by a number of deaths. The game was played under ideal weather conditions. The Terrors inflicted 4 casualties upon the Slayers, two of which were deaths. The Apothecary for the Slayers failed to save Nagreg.Nagreg Heartbreaka, a Blitzer, who is now a zombie on the Tombstone Terrors roster. Eternal Deathwalker, a Mummy, inflicted 3 of the 4 Tombstone Terrors casualties. The Darktower Slayers inflicted 3 casualties, 1 of which was a death. The Terrors maintained control of the ball for most of the game and had a power play in the final turns of the second half. The Slayers were plagued by considerable bad luck and Valg Bowelrippa, a Lineorc, missed the game due to niggling injuries.

Tombstone Terrors Notes

The Tombstone Terrors had 3 Star Player gains. Eternal Deathwalker, a Mummy, gained Guard and Oozing Oscar, a Ghoul, gained Block. Bonechewer Jones, a Ghoul, gained Strip Ball, he also obtained an aging result and was retired to an Assistant Coach position. The Terrors hires Nawin Nell, a ghoul.

Darktower Slayers Notes

The Darktower Slayers had 2 Star Player gaining with Targ Bonebreaka, a Blitzer, gaining Tackle and a niggling injury, and Gurzag Whiparm, a Thrower, gaining +1 Agility. The Slayers hired Zilag Headsmasha, a Blitzer. Crag Bonecrucha, a Black Orc Blocker, is expected to miss the next game.



Arabica Knights VS Athena's Avengers - 12/15/2007

Arabica Knights Won

Arabica Knights 1 Touchdowns Athena's Avengers 0 Touchdowns

$50,000
$40,000
+1 Fan Factor Change 25,000 Gate 0 Fan Factor Change 31,000 Gate

Total Gate 56,000 Fans

Total Winnings $90,000

Arabica Knights Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Sir Macchiato (Lineelf) 0 0 0 1 1 0
Rex Ristretto (Dragon Warrior) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Count Caramel (Lineelf) 0 0 0 2 0 0
Ethan Espresso (Lineelf) 1 0 0 0 0 0

Athena's Avengers Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Karen Hamilton (Linewoman) 0 0 0 1 1 0
Gert Rowell (Linewoman) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Athena (Blitzer) 0 0 0 1 0 0

Graveyard Entries

No Deaths In This Game

Game Notes

The Arabica Knights defeated Athena's Avengers in a brutal blocking game. The Knights inflicted 3 casualties and the Avengers inflicted 2 casualties. The game was played in nice weather. The Athena's Avenger were down 2 players this game due to prior injury. The Arabica Knights managed to prevent the Athena's Avenger from scoring despite several attempts. During the end of the second half the Avengers had 4 players knocked out and were only able to field 6 players.

Arabica Knights Notes

The Arabica Knights had a single Star Player gain with Sir Macchiato, a Lineelf, gaining Dirty Player.

Athena's Avengers Notes

The Avengers Gert Rowell, a Linewoman, is expected to miss the next game due to a gouged eye.



Harbingers of Doom VS Deathrow Posse - 12/15/2007

Deathrow Posse Won

Harbingers of Doom 1 Touchdowns Deathrow Posse 2 Touchdowns

$30,000
$30,000
0 Fan Factor Change 33,000 Gate +1 Fan Factor Change 55,000 Gate

Total Gate 88,000 Fans

Total Winnings $60,000

Harbingers of Doom Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Dick Buttkick (Blitzer) 1 0 0 0 0 0
O.J. Stabson (Lineman) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Butch Green Jr. (Lineman) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Simon Sez-Die (Lineman) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Moe Zonker (Catcher) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Raymond Bury (Catcher) 0 1 0 0 0 0

Deathrow Posse Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Scary Mary (Catcher) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Jupiter Jones (Blitzer) 0 0 0 2 1 0
Hari Carrie (Catcher) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Freaky Frank (Lineman) 0 0 1 0 0 0

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Deathrow Don Deathrow Posse Block Moe Zonker Harbingers of Doom
Dick the Prick Deathrow Posse Dirty Trick Simon Sez-Die Harbingers of Doom

Game Notes

The Harbingers of Doom were defeated by the Deathrow Posse in a vicious contest of heavy blocking. At the being of the game the Deathrow Posse Blitzer Buster Balls was treated by the team Apothecary permitting him to enter the game. The Harbingers had a single Handicap Result with Razor Lewis, a Blitzer, gaining Knuckle Dusters. This gave him Mighty Blow for the game. The Posse was up 2 to zero at the start of the first half despite a one turn scoring attempt by the Harbingers of Doom. The Deathrow Posse Lineman Freaky Frank intercepted the pass preventing the score. On two occasions the Harbingers had an unprotected ball carrier and the Posse was able to capitalize on their vulnerability and take the ball. The Posse had 2 deaths during the game.

Harbingers of Doom Notes

The Harbingers had a single Star Player gain with OJ Stabson gaining Block. The team purchased a Re-Roll. Eugene Rothstein, a Lineman, is expected to miss the next game.

Deathrow Posse Notes

The Posse hired Skank Blitzken a Thower. Candyman, a Lineman, and Hari Carrie, a Catcher, are both expected to miss the next game.



Skaven Skrewballz VS Chaos Crushers - 12/22/2007

Chaos Crushers Won

Skaven Skrewballz 1 Touchdowns Chaos Crushers 2 Touchdowns

$10,000
$40,000
0 Fan Factor Change 45,000 Gate 0 Fan Factor Change 44,000 Gate

Total Gate 89,000 Fans

Total Winnings $50,000

Skaven Skrewballz Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Shifty Garbageater (Gutter Runner) 0 1 0 0 0 1
Norman (Storm Vermin) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Hairy Eyeplucker (Linerat) 0 0 0 0 0 2
Skowl Facelicker (Linerat) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Rip Rulebreaker (Linerat) 1 0 0 0 0 1

Chaos Crushers Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Orlok the Growler (Beastman) 0 0 0 0 0 2
Merl Spikeman (Beastman) 1 0 0 1 0 0
Souleater Grimm (Chaos Warrior) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Bob Smith (Beastman) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Morgan Claw (Beastman) 0 1 0 0 0 1
Luke (Evil One) Jones (Chaos Warrior) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Rabar One Eye (Beastman) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Wally the Killing Stench (Beastman) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Terrance Terror (Chaos Warrior) 0 0 0 1 0 0

Graveyard Entries

No Deaths In This Game

Game Notes

The Skaven Skrewballz were defeated by the Chaos Crushers in a violent and bloody contest. The game began in blizzard conditions that changed to pouring rain for the remainder of the game. 5 of the Skrewballz received a serious injury and 1 of he Crushers was seriously hurt. A superstar player from each team missed play due to a niggling injury. The were Bugger McFly, a Skaven Skrewballz Gutter runner, and Horus Braineater, a Chaos Crushers Beastman. The Skrewballz obtained a Got The Ref kickoff result twice in the game and engaged in a number of fouls.

Skaven Skrewballz Notes

The Skaven Skrewballz had 2 Star Player gains with Skowl Facelicker, a Linerat, gaining Strip Ball, and Rip Rulebreaker, gaining Tackle. Skabby Upchuck was retired, due to a Niggling Injury. Team hired Mucus Ridden, a Linerat. Peyton Skabbing J.R., a Thrower, Crusher Bloodclot, a Storm Vermin, Hairy Eyeplucker, a Linerat, and Skowl Facelicker, a Linerat are all expected to miss the next game.

Chaos Crushers Notes

The Chaos Crushers had 2 Star Player gains with Merl Spikeman and Morgan Claw, both Beastmen, gaining Block.



Wild Ones VS Backwata Bashas - 12/29/2007

Wild Ones Won

Wild Ones 2 Touchdowns Backwata Bashas 1 Touchdowns

$0
$10,000
0 Fan Factor Change 40,000 Gate -1 Fan Factor Change 12,000 Gate

Total Gate 52,000 Fans

Total Winnings $10,000

Wild Ones Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Thorny Nutflicker (Wardancer) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Bionia Oakarm (Thrower) 1 0 0 0 0 0
Daisy Rosesniffer (Catcher) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Lillien Tallgrass (Lineelf) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Sieran Highhair (Lineelf) 0 0 0 0 0 3

Backwata Bashas Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Slimy (Thrower) 2 0 0 0 0 0
Sloppy (Blitzer) 0 1 0 0 0 0
Dirty (Blitzer) 0 0 0 0 1 0
Fugly (Blitzer) 0 0 0 1 0 0
Stupid (Lineorc) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Angry (Black Orc Blocker) 0 0 0 0 0 1

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Stelogalos Stouttree Wild Ones Block Fugly Backwata Bashas

Game Notes

The Wild Ones defeated the Backwata Bashas in a slugfest. The game was tied at one by the end of the first half. There were 5 Wild Ones Knocked Out in the first half. A Pitch Invasion at the start of the second half resulted in 5 Backwata Bashas and 1 Wild One being Stunned. Sieran Highhair committed 3 fouls during the game. The Bashas inflicted the first death of the season on the Wild Ones, with Fuggly, a Blitzer, killing Stelogolas Stouttree, a Lineelf.

Wild Ones Notes

The Wild Ones had 1 Star Player advance with Lillien Tallgrass, a Lineelf, gaining Block. Floating Okaleaf, a Catcher, was added to the roster.

Backwata Bashas Notes

The Backwata Bashas has a single Star Player advance with Sloppy, a Blitzer, gaining Guard.



Rage D'Homme VS Blood River Savages - 01/06/2008

Blood River Savages Won

Rage D'Homme 0 Touchdowns Blood River Savages 2 Touchdowns

$70,000
$40,000
0 Fan Factor Change 25,000 Gate -1 Fan Factor Change 44,000 Gate

Total Gate 69,000 Fans

Total Winnings $110,000

Rage D'Homme Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Gin Thea (Catcher) 1 0 0 0 0 1
Emberlast (Blitzer) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Branka Vich (Linewoman) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Hom Lee-G (Blitzer) 0 0 0 0 1 0

Blood River Savages Game Statistics

Player Name Passes Touchdowns Interceptions Casualties MVP Awards Dirty Tricks
Big Gutz (Black Orc Blocker) 0 0 0 1 1 0
Nee Kappa (Lineorc) 0 0 0 0 0 1
Red Nek (Lineorc) 0 2 0 0 0 0

Graveyard Entries

Player Name Team Name Cause Of Death Slayer Name Slayer Team
Boopee Rage D'Homme Block Big Gutz Blood River Savages

Game Notes

The Rage D'Homme were defeated by the Blood River Savages in a harsh contest. Both teams engaged in Dirty Tricks. The rage received the ball only to have the fans rush the field. The Pitch Invasion resulted in 3 Rage D'Homme and 4 Blood River Savages played being stunned. The Rage had one player killed. Boopee, a Catcher, was killed by Big Gutz, a Black Orc Blocker. Both Savages touchdowns were on turn 7 in each half and both were scored by Red Nek, a Lineorc, when a ball bounced into his hands. The Blood River Savages were plagued by a record number of Technical Fouls.

Rage D'Homme Notes

The Rage D'Homme had a single Star Player gain with Hom Lee-G, Blitzer, gaining Mighty Blow. The team hired Air Oh Shelle, a Catcher.

Blood River Savages Notes

The Blood River Savages had a single Star Player gain with Red Nek, a Lineorc, gaining Block. The team signed Blud Nutz, a Blitzer.


Body Bags Cry For Help

Capitol City

In a recent plea to the bloodlust of the Bloodbowl community, owner and CEO of 3B's Inc (Better Body Bags Inc.) appealed to fans, coaches and players alike.

'We've had a pretty tough year. As the official body bag company of Bloodbowl, it's been hard going, what with the Orcs and Chaos not getting hurt and the Skaven trying to score score score and ignoring their other options. My son even thought of spiking the Apothecaries' lounge coffee at the local stadium. We put a stop to that pretty quick, but I understand where his heart was,' said 'Gypsum' Jim Hennings, owner of 3B's.

'As the season has dragged on with very few deaths, the company has hoped for a major crowd riot, a local disaster, anything to spark an influx of orders. Their usual bread and butter gone, they have turned to nursing homes and local hospitals, but say it's just not the same.'

'We've designed a superior product. It can withstand all kinds of abuse. You have a mostly liquefied corpse? We've got your bag! Sqished flat by a tandem of Black Orcs? We've got a patented 'Flatbody Retrieval System' that is designed specifically for the problems with flattened corpses. No folding necessary! These local places, the hospitals, the Funeral homes, they don't understand our product. One of the childrens hospitals looked like it was going to be a good customer, then we found out they were triple dipping in our large-sized 'Ginormous' bags, designed for Chaos warriors and Black Orcs!'

Hennings put out a statement yesterday calling for blood. 'We'd like to see some REAL blood this next round. If the games aren't going the way you like 'em, take matters into your own hands. Let's get a good riot or three going! Then they'll HAVE to play our way, won't they?'

Hennings started 3B's over thirty years ago, having been spurned by the league with his Halfling team ideas. Mostly using slave labor from his earlier enterprise, a gypsum mine in Southern Ulalea, he wanted to field three Halfling teams in the early days of the New World League. With the ban on both Big Guys and Halflings, his route to Bloodbowl stardom was pretty much finished and he soon seized upon his Body bag idea after a disaster at his largest mine killed 465 employees and shut down production for over a week.


The information presented here is fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.


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