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04/05/2008
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Volume 2
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Issue 10
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The periodic newsletter of the New World Bloodbowl League
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Season 2 Standings
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Blue Conference
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Team Name
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Points
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Wins
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Ties
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Losses
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Forfeitures
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Wild Ones
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50
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10
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0
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0
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0
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Skaven Skrewballz
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34
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6
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0
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4
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0
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Chaos Crushers
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30
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4
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2
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4
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0
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Tombstone Terrors
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30
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5
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0
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5
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0
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Darktower Slayers
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20
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2
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1
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7
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0
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Backwata Bashas
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16
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1
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1
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8
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0
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Red Conference
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Team Name
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Points
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Wins
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Ties
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Losses
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Forfeitures
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Deathrow Posse
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46
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9
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0
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1
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0
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Arabica Knights
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32
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5
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1
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4
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0
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Harbingers of Doom
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30
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5
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0
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5
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0
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Blood River Savages
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28
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4
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1
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5
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0
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Rage D'Homme
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22
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3
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0
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7
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0
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Athena's Avengers
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22
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3
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0
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7
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0
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The NWL Regular Season Has Wrapped Up
The regular NWL Season is wrapped up. With the conclusion of a few nail-biters the two contestants for the finals have been determined for each conference. In the Red Conference the Arabica Knights face the Deathrow Posse and in the Blue Conference the Wild Ones are matched up against Skaven Skrewballz. The fans eagerly anticipate the results of this exciting pair of match-ups.
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NWL Season 2 Game Summary
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Harbingers of Doom VS Arabica Knights - 03/21/2008
Arabica Knights Won
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Harbingers of Doom
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2 Touchdowns
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Arabica Knights
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3 Touchdowns
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$40,000
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$70,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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25,000 Gate
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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22,000 Gate
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Total Gate 47,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $110,000
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Harbingers of Doom Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Brock Idaho (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Dick Buttkick (Blitzer)
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Warren Zapp (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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1
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0
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1
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Simon Sez-Die (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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10
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Ozzy Gruesome (Catcher)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Curly Zonker (Catcher)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Arabica Knights Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Buzz the Baron (Lion Warrior)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Baron Peaberry (Lion Warrior)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Squire Bean (Lineelf)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Count Caramel (Lineelf)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Burr Grinder (Lineelf)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Master Howie (Lion Warrior)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Rex Ristretto (Dragon Warrior)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Harbingers of Doom were defeated by the Arabica Knights in a hotly contested match that concluded in overtime. The weather remained nice throughout the entire match. Despite inflicting 12 fouls the harbingers were unable to stem the tide of the knights advance. The game was characterized by some outstanding ball movement by the Arabica Knights and very aggressive play on the part of the harbingers of Doom. The first kickoff resulted in Get the Ref for the Harbingers and they took great advantage of this result. At the end of the second half the Harbingers failed to pick up the ball, paving the way for the Knights to pick up the ball and Blitz their way into the End Zone to tie up the game. The Arabica Knights showcase their agility and won the game with pass play in the second turn of overtime.
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Harbingers of Doom Notes
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The Harbinger of Doom had 1 Star Player gain with Ozzy Gruesome, a Catcher, gaining +1 Strength.
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Arabica Knights Notes
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The Arabica Knights had 1 Star Player gain with Squire Bean, a Linelf, gaining Block. Baron Peaberry, a Lion Warrior, is expected to miss the next game. The team retired Sir Macchiato, a Lineelf, after he gained a Niggling Injury.
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Skaven Skrewballz VS Darktower Slayers - 03/23/2008
Skaven Skrewballz Won
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Skaven Skrewballz
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3 Touchdowns
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Darktower Slayers
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1 Touchdowns
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$80,000
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$70,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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46,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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41,000 Gate
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Total Gate 87,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $150,000
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Skaven Skrewballz Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Norman (Storm Vermin)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Pinky Whiptail (Gutter Runner)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Germ Spitball (Gutter Runner)
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1
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2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Darktower Slayers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Targ Bonebreaka (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Narg Rockbreaka (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Zegrik Widowmaka (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Gurzag Whiparm (Thrower)
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4
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Skaven Skrewballz defeated the Darktower Slayers in a closer match than the 3 to 1 score would indicate. The game opened with nice weather and changed to very sunny after the first touchdown. Despite their efficient passing game the Slayers were trounced by the fleet-footed Skrewballz. Even though it was a grudge match there were surprisingly few casualties and no dirty tricks. The new Skaven Skrewballz Gutter Runner, Germ Spitball, made two of the three touchdowns. Gurzag Whiparm, Darktower Slayers Thrower, continued his impressive passing display with 4 completed passes, although he did make 6 attempts.
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Skaven Skrewballz Notes
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The Skaven Skrewballz had one Star Player advance with Germ Spitball, Gutter Runner, gaining +1 Agility for a total of 5. Skruffy Upchuck, a Linerat, is expected to miss the next game. The Skrewballz signed a new thrower, Retch Grossman.
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Darktower Slayers Notes
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The Darktower Slayers hired Dazig Chestsmasha, a Black Orc Blocker. The team retired 3 players: Targ Bonebraka, a Blitzer, and the Black Orc Blockers Ahgza Elfeata and Krag Bonecruncha.
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Backwata Bashas VS Chaos Crushers - 03/29/2008
Tied game
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Backwata Bashas
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1 Touchdowns
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Chaos Crushers
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1 Touchdowns
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$20,000
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$20,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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22,000 Gate
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-1 Fan Factor Change
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40,000 Gate
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Total Gate 62,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $40,000
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Backwata Bashas Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Dirty (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Ornery (Black Orc Blocker)
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Fugly (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Chaos Crushers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Rabar One Eye (Beastman)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Wally the Killing Stench (Beastman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Backwata Bashas played to a tie against the Chaos Crushers in scrum heavy match. The Crushers rolled a single Handicap result and gained That Boys Got Talent and started with a new Chaos Warrior for the current game only. On the opening kickoff a Pitch Invasion resulted in the 6 Stunned Backwata Bashas players and 1 stunned Chaos Crushers player. 2 Bashas players missed the game due to Niggling injuries. These were Horny, a Black Orc Blocker, and Grody, a Lineorc. 4 Knocked Out Chaos Crushers players failed to return to the pitch for the Overtime round.
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Backwata Bashas Notes
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The Backwata Bashas had no changes.
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Chaos Crushers Notes
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The Chaos Crushers had 1 Star Player gain with Wally the Killing Stench gaining +1 Agility.
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Rage D'Homme VS Deathrow Posse - 03/29/2008
Deathrow Posse Won
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Rage D'Homme
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0 Touchdowns
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Deathrow Posse
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2 Touchdowns
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$20,000
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$40,000
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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19,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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56,000 Gate
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Total Gate 75,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $60,000
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Rage D'Homme Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Hom Lee-G (Blitzer)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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White Lotus (Linewoman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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K-C Morte (Linewoman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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1
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0
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Deathrow Posse Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Scary Mary (Catcher)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Porno Bob (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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DJ Zero Gee (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Freaky Frank (Lineman)
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0
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1
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Rage D' Homme was defeated by the Deathrow Posse in grueling contest. The Rage received a single handicap roll and obtained the result Morley's Revenge, which affected 3 of the Posse team members Handsome Jack, a Catcher, Skank Blitzkin, a Thrower, and Crazy Clyde, a Blitzer. This resulted in Crazy Clyde missing all but the last 2 plays of the game. Handsome Jack and Skank Blitzkin both missed the second half of the game. For 3 consecutive turns in the first half the Posse pushed one of the Rage into the crowd. One of these players, Taser Marcella, a Thrower, received a groin strain and is expected to miss the next game. The Rage D' Homme had considerable difficulty handling the ball, failing to pick up the ball twice and pass the ball once.
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Rage D'Homme Notes
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The Rage D' Homme had one Star Player advance with K-C Morte, a Linewoman, gaining Block. Taser Marcella, a Thrower, received a groin strain and is expected to miss the next game. The team signed 1 assistant coach and 3 cheerleaders.
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Deathrow Posse Notes
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The Deathrow Posse retired Hari Carrie, a Catcher.
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Tombstone Terrors VS Wild Ones - 03/30/2008
Wild Ones Won
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Tombstone Terrors
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2 Touchdowns
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Wild Ones
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3 Touchdowns
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$70,000
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$30,000
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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42,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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46,000 Gate
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Total Gate 88,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $100,000
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Tombstone Terrors Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Clawing Heartstopper (Wight)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Tim Terror (Wight)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Horrorhotep (Mummy)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Eternal Deathwalker (Mummy)
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0
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0
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0
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3
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0
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0
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Nashing Norman (Ghoul)
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0
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1
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Nawin Nell (Ghoul)
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1
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Skinny Backstabber (Skeleton)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Decaying Dan (Zombie)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Vomit Belcher (Zombie)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Wild Ones Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Thorny Nutflicker (Wardancer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Tarla Leafblower (Thrower)
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3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Bionia Oakarm (Thrower)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Daisy Rosesniffer (Catcher)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Sparkling Tuliptoes (Catcher)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Floating Oakleaf (Catcher)
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0
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2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Lillien Tallgrass (Lineelf)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Sieran Highhair (Lineelf)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Graveyard Entries
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Player Name
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Team Name
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Cause Of Death
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Slayer Name
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Slayer Team
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Pussy Longlegs
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Wild Ones
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Block
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Nashing Norman
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Tombstone Terrors
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Game Notes
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The Tombstone Terrors lost to the Wild Ones in a fast paced and difficult contest that ended in sudden death overtime. The game was a back and forth match played in Sweltering Heat. The Terrors had a single Handicap result with Bad Press for the Wild Ones cutting their Fan Factor in half for the game. Due the sweltering heat over the course of the game the Tombstone Terrors had 6 Players removed and the Wild Ones had 5 Players removed from the pitch. The Terrors inflicted a total of 7 casualties, 3 of which were inflicted by Eternal Deathwalker, a Mummy. This is the 3rd game that saw this Mummy inflict 3 casualties. Pussy Longlegs, a Wild Ones Catcher, was killed by Nashing Norma, a Ghoul, and was raised as a Zombie and added to the Terrors roster. The Tombstone Terrors swept the Wild Ones from the pitch but were unable to capitalize in overtime to gain victory.
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Tombstone Terrors Notes
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The Tombstone Terrors had 3 Star Player gains with Horrohotep, a Mummy, gained Frenzy, Eternal Deathwalker, a Mummy, gained Break Tackle, and Nashing Norma, a Ghoul, gained a +1 Agility. The team signed Carnivorous Carl, a Ghoul. Clawing Heartstopper, a Wight, is expected to miss the next game. Tim Terror, a Wight, and Oozing Oscar, a Wight are expected to miss the next game.
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Wild Ones Notes
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The Wild Ones retired Sparkling Tuliptoes, was retired due to a -1 Agility suffered due to an injury inflicted by Eternal Deathwalker.
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Athena's Avengers VS Blood River Savages - 04/05/2008
Blood River Savages Won
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Athena's Avengers
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0 Touchdowns
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Blood River Savages
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1 Touchdowns
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$70,000
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$60,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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42,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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39,000 Gate
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Total Gate 81,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $130,000
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Athena's Avengers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Karen Jones (Linewoman)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Arachne (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Blood River Savages Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Chuka Ballgod (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Krak Skul (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Blood Axe (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Kaz Trater (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Nee Kappa (Lineorc)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Athena's Avengers lost to the Blood River Savages in a tight scrum heavy match. The Avengers were plagued with failed Dodge attempts. Both teams had difficulty with ball handling attempts. Knee Kappa, a Blood River Savages Lineorc, was ejected from the game for committing a foul at the end of he first half. The Savages wrested the ball from the Avengers in the first half and made the only scoring play of the game. Despite receiving in the second half, the Blood River Savages were unable to score a second time.
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Athena's Avengers Notes
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The Athena's Avengers retired Jennifer Hill, Linewoman, after she received a smashed ankle, during play. The team signed Christine Rose, a Linewoman.
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Blood River Savages Notes
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The Blood River Savages had a single star Player gain with Kaz Trater, a Blitzer, gaining Mighty Blow.
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The information presented here is fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
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