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01/27/2009
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Volume 3
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Issue 5
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The periodic newsletter of the New World Bloodbowl League
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Season 3 Standings
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Blue Conference
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Team Name
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Points
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Wins
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Ties
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Losses
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Forfeitures
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Chaos Crushers
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21
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4
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0
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1
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0
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Harbingers of Doom
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19
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3
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1
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1
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0
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Arabica Knights
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17
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3
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0
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2
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0
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Skaven Skrewballz
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17
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3
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0
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2
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0
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Backwata Bashas
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11
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1
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1
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3
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0
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Rage D'Homme
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5
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0
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0
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5
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0
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Red Conference
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Team Name
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Points
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Wins
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Ties
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Losses
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Forfeitures
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Tombstone Terrors
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25
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5
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0
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0
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0
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Athena's Avengers
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21
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4
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0
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1
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0
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Deathrow Posse
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13
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2
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0
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3
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0
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Darktower Slayers
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13
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2
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0
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3
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0
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Wild Ones
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13
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2
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0
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3
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0
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Blood River Savages
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5
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0
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0
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5
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0
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Fierce Completion Expected for Second Half of Season
Teams have clawed, bitten, and scratched their way toward victory as the first half of season 3 wraps and coaches are poised for the return to the pitch. In the Blue Conference the Chaos Crushers hold a lead over the Harbingers of Doom by a mere 3 points with the Arabica Knights and the Skaven Skrewballz poised to move in and take over at the first sign of weakness. In the Red Conference the Tombstone Terrors hold a narrow 4 point lead over the aggressive Athena's Avengers. The Terrors have shown a lot of hard work and elbow grease and the Avengers have blasted their way from behind to make a solid play for the conference cup. Three teams look to come up from behind the pack and slip into a top slot at the earliest opportunity. These teams, all of which are tied for third, are the Deathrow Posse, Wild Ones, and the Darktower Slayers. As it stands right now, it is a wide open field and just about anybody may still make it to the Blood Bowl. Expect a nail-biter of a second half as these teams battle their way to the season final matches in pursuit of the coveted NWL Cup.
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NWL Season 3 Game Summary
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Wild Ones VS Athena's Avengers - 11/15/2008
Athena's Avengers Won
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Wild Ones
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1 Touchdowns
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Athena's Avengers
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2 Touchdowns
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$20,000
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$60,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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66,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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31,000 Gate
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Total Gate 97,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $80,000
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Wild Ones Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Bionia Oakarm (Thrower)
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2
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Flaming Branchflicker (Catcher)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Sieran Highhair (Lineelf)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Athena's Avengers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Aphrodite (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Rebecca Winters (Linewoman)
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1
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Marsha Shaw (Thrower)
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1
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Wild Ones lost to Athena's Avengers in a surprising upset that shows a changing of the guard. The Wood Elves can no longer be considered the dominant Blood Bowl race of the NWL. The Wood Elves laughed off the loss in what has become their normal fashion. The Avenger's had one Handicap roll resulting in It Wasn't Me landing Tympyre Leafeater (a Lineelf) in jail for the day. The Wild Ones started off the game with their usual brutality by knocking down Arachne (a Star Blitzer) and then Dirty Tricking her giving her a Fractured Leg, an injury that Niggles. The fans were eager for more blood and rushed the field in two Pitch Invasions stunning a total of three Elves and five Amazons.
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Wild Ones Notes
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The Wild Ones had two star player gains with Flaming Branchflicker (a Catcher) gaining +1 MA and Bionia Oakarm (a Thrower) gaining Tackle. Bionia Oakarm retired at the end of the match.
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Athena's Avengers Notes
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Athena's Avengers had three star player gains. Marsha Shaw (a Thrower) gained Block. Rebecca Winters (a Linewoman) gained Tackle and Aphrodite (a Blitzer) gained Pro. Aphrodite decided to retire due to loss of Strength. Karen Hamilton (a Linewoman) is also retiring but she stated previous injuries as her reason.
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Arabica Knights VS Skaven Skrewballz - 11/15/2008
Arabica Knights Won
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Arabica Knights
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2 Touchdowns
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Skaven Skrewballz
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1 Touchdowns
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$60,000
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$10,000
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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28,000 Gate
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-1 Fan Factor Change
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55,000 Gate
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Total Gate 83,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $70,000
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Arabica Knights Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Buzz the Baron (Lion Warrior)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Phinian Brewer (Lineelf)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Baron Peaberry (Lion Warrior)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Sir Afagato (Phoenix Warrior)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Sir Vivanno (Phoenix Warrior)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Rorr Aster (Lion Warrior)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Duke Sanani (Dragon Warrior)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Skaven Skrewballz Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Shifty Garbageater (Gutter Runner)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Spewer Gatorbait (Linerat)
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0
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0
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0
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2
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0
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0
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Rip Rulebreaker (Linerat)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Arabica Knights defeated the Skaven Skrewballz in a surprisingly low scoring game considering what the experts had predicted. It was clear that someone made significant sacrifices to Nuffle and called upon the Eyes of the Snake. Both teams were affected by the curse. NWL officials are looking into who might have best benefited from the downfall of both teams, but at the time of publication there were no suspects. The Knights managed to Palm the Coin at the beginning of the game and chose to receive the ball first. Squire Bean (a Lineelf) was Badly Hurt while Going For It and was dearly missed for the rest of the game. Rip Rulebreaker (a Linerat) was also Badly Hurt and Master Howie (a Lion Warrior) had his ribs broken by Spewer Gatorbait (a Linerat) and is expected to miss the next game. Both teams are looking forward to their next match.
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Arabica Knights Notes
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The Arabica Knights had two star player gains with Rorr Aster (a Lion Warrior) gaining Block and Duke Sanani (a Dragon Warrior) gaining +1 MA. The team hired a new Lineelf, Magus Clover.
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Skaven Skrewballz Notes
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The Skaven Skrewballz had one star player gain with Shifty Garbageater (a Gutter Runner) gaining Dirty Rat. The team hired a new Gutter Runner, Slurp Frogspit.
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Harbingers of Doom VS Rage D'Homme - 11/16/2008
Harbingers of Doom Won
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Harbingers of Doom
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2 Touchdowns
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Rage D'Homme
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0 Touchdowns
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$40,000
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$30,000
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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30,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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23,000 Gate
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Total Gate 53,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $70,000
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Harbingers of Doom Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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John Hammer (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Bruise Schmidt (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Simon Sez-Die (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Moe Zonker (Catcher)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Raymond Bury (Catcher)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Curly Zonker (Catcher)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Rage D'Homme Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Tersa-Blu (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Gin Thea (Catcher)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The woes continued for the Rage D'Homme as the Harbingers of Doom used a steady running game to achieve their victory. The Rage had two Handicap results, the first being Virus, but luckily for the Doom none of their players have any Niggling Injuries. The second was I Am The Greatest meaning that Dick 'Butterfingers' Buttkick (a Blitzer) and Eugene Rothstein (a Lineman) would not take the field at the same time. The majority of the game was spent going from one scrum to another with both sides trying to figure out how to either get their hands on the ball or figuring out how to keep and protect it from the other team.
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Harbingers of Doom Notes
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The Harbingers of Doom had no star player gains. The team decided to dump a Re-Roll.
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Rage D'Homme Notes
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The Rage D'Homme had no star player gains and no other changes.
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Tombstone Terrors VS Blood River Savages - 12/06/2008
Tombstone Terrors Won
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Tombstone Terrors
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3 Touchdowns
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Blood River Savages
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0 Touchdowns
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$50,000
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$50,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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35,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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30,000 Gate
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Total Gate 65,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $100,000
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Tombstone Terrors Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Foul Nosecurler (Wight)
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1
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Eternal Deathwalker (Mummy)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Nawin Nell (Ghoul)
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1
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2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Krudding Kramer (Zombie)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Blood River Savages Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Chuka Ballgod (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Krak Skul (Black Orc Blocker)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Big Gutz (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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Nee Kappa (Lineorc)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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2
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Red Nek (Lineorc)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Lip Flappa (Lineorc)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Tombstone Terrors defeated the Blood River Savages in a one sided contest. The Savages managed to complete several passes and also had an interception but most of the action was by the Terrors. In the second half the Terrors got a Blitz on a kick-off and ran down the field to get the ball and score in just one game turn. The Ref had his eyes on the Savages and kicked both Nee Kappa and Red Nek (Lineorcs) off the pitch for Dirty Tricking. Grabba Ballz (a Blitzer) took Illegal Drugs before the match and got +1 ST. The Terrors had Bad Press cutting their Fan Factor in half for this match.
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Tombstone Terrors Notes
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The Tombstone Terrors had three star player gains with Foul Nosecurler (a Wight) getting Strip Ball, Nawin Nell (a Ghoul) getting Sure Hands, and Krudding Kramer (a Zombie) getting Block.
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Blood River Savages Notes
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The Blood River Savages had two star player gains with Krak Skul (a Black Orc Blocker) getting Guard and Chuka Ballgod (a Thrower) gaining Block. The team hired Wulf Shaggah as a Blitzer.
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Backwata Bashas VS Chaos Crushers - 01/17/2009
Chaos Crushers Won
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Backwata Bashas
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0 Touchdowns
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Chaos Crushers
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3 Touchdowns
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$10,000
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$20,000
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-1 Fan Factor Change
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26,000 Gate
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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29,000 Gate
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Total Gate 55,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $30,000
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Backwata Bashas Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Sloppy (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Stupid (Lineorc)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Hairy (Blitzer)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Chaos Crushers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Souleater Grimm (Chaos Warrior)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Bjorn Bonecrusher (Chaos Warror)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Bob Smith (Beastman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Luke (Evil One) Jones (Chaos Warrior)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Rabar One Eye (Beastman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Wally the Killing Stench (Beastman)
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0
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1
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Titus Gore (Chaos Warrior)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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It was a beautiful day for Blood Bowl but the infighting amongst the Backwata Bashas made it difficult for them to stop the organized ground attack of the Chaos Crushers. Due to the Handicap roll of I am the Greatest both Slimy (Orc Thrower) and Hairy (Orc Blitzer) refused to set foot on the pitch at the same time. This caused problems with some of the Orc players because while Slimy spent the game on the bench there were several kick-offs with only nine Bashas on the field. There was also one report that Orcs were lollygagging in the KOed box.
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Backwata Bashas Notes
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The Backwata Bashas had one star player gain with Sloppy (Blitzer) gaining Strip Ball. There were no hiring or firings.
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Chaos Crushers Notes
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The Chaos Crushers had two star player gains with Rabar One Eye (Beastman) gaining Mighty Blow and Wally the Killing Stench (Beastman) gaining Strip Ball.
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Darktower Slayers VS Deathrow Posse - 01/17/2009
Darktower Slayers Won
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Darktower Slayers
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2 Touchdowns
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Deathrow Posse
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1 Touchdowns
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$60,000
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$30,000
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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33,000 Gate
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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67,000 Gate
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Total Gate 100,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $90,000
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Darktower Slayers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Kadzug da Kruncka (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Narg Rockbreaka (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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2
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1
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1
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Vorag Stuntybasha (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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1
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Zegrik Widowmaka (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Dazig Chestsmasha (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Gurzag Whiparm (Thrower)
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2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Deathrow Posse Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Jupiter Jones (Blitzer)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Voodoo (Catcher)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Skank Blitzkin (Thrower)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Mr. Black (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Mousey (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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DJ Zero Gee (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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Player Name
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Team Name
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Cause Of Death
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Slayer Name
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Slayer Team
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Kalreg Da Knocka
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Darktower Slayers
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Block
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Mr. Black
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Deathrow Posse
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Zhag Da Bolta
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Darktower Slayers
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Thrown Rock
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None
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None
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Game Notes
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The Darktower Slayers defeated the Deathrow Posse in a grinding battle. The Slayers Bribed the Ref and also created a smear campaign giving the Posse Bad Press, cutting their Fan Factor in half for this game. On the first kick-off one of the crowd Threw a Rock and killed Zhag Da Bolta (Orc Thrower) who the team Apothecary failed to save. Pouring Rain made things difficult for both teams when trying to handle the ball. Kalreg Da Knocka (Black Orc Blocker) was also killed late in the second half by Mr. Black (Human Lineman) as both teams fought to prevent overtime. The Pouring Rain gave way to Very Sunny. Late in overtime Narg Rockbreaka (Orc Blitzer) earned his game MVP with his second Casualty of the game and the game-winning Touchdown for the Slayers.
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Darktower Slayers Notes
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The Darktower Slayers had one star player gain with Narg Rockbreaka (Orc Blitzer) gaining Tackle. The team hired Talgor da Killa (Black Orc Blocker) to replace Kalreg Da Knocker.
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Deathrow Posse Notes
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The Deathrow Posse had two star player gains with Voodoo (Catcher) and Mr. Black (Lineman) both gaining Block. Scary Mary (Catcher) is expected to miss the next game.
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