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04/20/2009
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Volume 3
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Issue 7
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The periodic newsletter of the New World Bloodbowl League
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Season 3 Standings
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Blue Conference
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Team Name
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Points
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Wins
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Ties
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Losses
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Forfeitures
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Chaos Crushers
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31
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6
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0
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1
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0
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Harbingers of Doom
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25
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4
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1
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2
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0
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Arabica Knights
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23
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4
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0
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3
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0
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Backwata Bashas
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19
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2
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2
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3
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0
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Skaven Skrewballz
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19
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3
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0
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4
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0
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Rage D'Homme
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9
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0
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1
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6
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0
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Red Conference
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Team Name
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Points
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Wins
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Ties
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Losses
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Forfeitures
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Tombstone Terrors
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31
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6
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0
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1
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0
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Athena's Avengers
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23
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4
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0
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3
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0
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Darktower Slayers
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23
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4
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0
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3
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0
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Wild Ones
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23
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4
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0
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3
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0
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Deathrow Posse
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19
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3
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0
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4
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0
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Blood River Savages
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7
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0
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0
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7
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1
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Playoff Battle Continues
The NWL Season continues to be exciting with an amazing struggle for the payoffs. The top four teams in each conference are all well placed to fight for a playoff position. In the Red Conference the Darktower Slayers, Wild Ones, and Athena's Avengers are all tied in second place. In the Blue Conference the Harbingers of Doom and the Arabica Knights are closing on a playoff challenge. Both the Chaos Crushers and the Tombstone Terrors lead in their respective conferences by a significant margin. The fans are going to see some more exciting games this season!
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NWL Season 3 Game Summary
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Athena's Avengers VS Tombstone Terrors - 03/21/2009
Tombstone Terrors Won
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Athena's Avengers
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0 Touchdowns
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Tombstone Terrors
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2 Touchdowns
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$60,000
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$40,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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45,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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51,000 Gate
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Total Gate 96,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $100,000
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Athena's Avengers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Susan Smith (Linewoman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Mary Hall (Catcher)
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2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Rebecca Winters (Linewoman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Marsha Shaw (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Kelly Anderson (Linewoman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Laurin Hamilton (Linewoman)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Tombstone Terrors Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Clawing Heartstopper (Wight)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Eternal Deathwalker (Mummy)
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0
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0
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0
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2
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0
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0
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Nashing Norman (Ghoul)
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1
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Carnivorous Carl (Ghoul)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Skinny Backstabber (Skeleton)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Krudding Kramer (Zombie)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Vomit Belcher (Zombie)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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Athena's Avengers were defeated by the Tombstone Terrors for the second time this season. Susan Smith (an Amazon Linewoman) was Inspired for this game and gained Block. The Avengers also Bribed The Ref. The Avengers stuck to their game plan of relying on their Dodge and using the air attack but it proved ineffective against the strength of the Terrors. The Terrors both Dirty Tricked and Crowd Surfed the Avengers off the pitch. That and the normal Undead Casualties that are usually accrued (two for Eternal Deathwalker (a Mummy)) were enough to stifle the Avengers offence.
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Athena's Avengers Notes
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Athena's Avengers hired Kelly Winslow (a Linewoman). Kelly Anderson (a Linewoman) has decided to retire after receiving a Smashed Hand. Karen Jones (a Linewoman) is expected to miss the next game.
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Tombstone Terrors Notes
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The Tombstone Terrors had one star player gain with Carnivorous Carl (a Ghoul) gaining Pass. The team had no roster changes.
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Arabica Knights VS Chaos Crushers - 03/21/2009
Chaos Crushers Won
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Arabica Knights
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1 Touchdowns
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Chaos Crushers
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2 Touchdowns
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$40,000
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$70,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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35,000 Gate
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0 Fan Factor Change
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35,000 Gate
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Total Gate 70,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $110,000
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Arabica Knights Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Buzz the Baron (Lion Warrior)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Sir Afagato (Phoenix Warrior)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Prince Mocha (Lineelf)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Squire Bean (Lineelf)
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Rorr Aster (Lion Warrior)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Rex Ristretto (Dragon Warrior)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Chaos Crushers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Bjorn Bonecrusher (Chaos Warror)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Tongso Wong (Beastman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Bob Smith (Beastman)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Octavious Braineater (Beastman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Chaos Crushers squeezed out another overtime win against the Arabica Knights. The Knight had some Bad Press cutting their Fan Factor in half for this game. There were no major injuries (only Badly Hurts) and only one Dirty Trick the entire game. The Crushers could only field nine players going into overtime. Some of the Knights fans cried foul at the overtime coin toss but upon examination of the rules it was determined that nothing inappropriate had transpired.
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Arabica Knights Notes
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The Arabica Knights had no star player gains. The team had no other roster changes.
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Chaos Crushers Notes
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The Chaos Crushers had one star player gain with Tongso Wong (a Beastman) gaining Dirty Player. The team hired Gurr (a Beastman) and Zim (a Chaos Warrior).
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Backwata Bashas VS Rage D'Homme - 03/21/2009
Tied game
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Backwata Bashas
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1 Touchdowns
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Rage D'Homme
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1 Touchdowns
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$0
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$20,000
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-1 Fan Factor Change
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20,000 Gate
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-1 Fan Factor Change
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27,000 Gate
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Total Gate 47,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $20,000
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Backwata Bashas Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Sloppy (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Horny (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Stupid (Lineorc)
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2
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Gory (Lineorc)
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0
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0
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0
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2
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1
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0
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Rage D'Homme Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Taser Marcella (Thrower)
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2
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Air Oh Shell (Catcher)
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0
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1
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Canne Fields (Linewoman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Hom Lee-G (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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2
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0
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0
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Krazie Jude (Linewoman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Graveyard Entries
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Player Name
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Team Name
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Cause Of Death
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Slayer Name
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Slayer Team
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Horny
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Backwata Bashas
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Dirty Trick
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Krazie Jude
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Rage D'Homme
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Angry
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Backwata Bashas
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Block
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Hom Lee-G
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Rage D'Homme
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Game Notes
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The Backwata Bashas and the Rage D' Homme battled through overtime to settle in a tie. Squishy (a Goblin) showed up to his first game Boneheaded. The crowd Threw a Rock to start off the game and stunned Silver Frond (an Amazon Blitzer). The pitch was soon red with blood from seven total Casualties including one dead Orc. The only Dirty Trick of the game resulted in another dead Orc.
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Backwata Bashas Notes
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The Backwata Bashas had two star player gains with Stupid (a Lineorc) gaining Block and Gory (a Lineorc) gaining Dirty Player.
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Rage D'Homme Notes
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Rage D'Homme had two star player gains with Air Oh Shell (a Catcher) gaining Block and Canne Fields (a Linewoman) gaining +1 AG. Tersa-Blu (a Thrower) is expected to miss the next game with a broken leg.
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Wild Ones VS Deathrow Posse - 03/21/2009
Wild Ones Won
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Wild Ones
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3 Touchdowns
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Deathrow Posse
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1 Touchdowns
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$60,000
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$30,000
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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61,000 Gate
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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73,000 Gate
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Total Gate 134,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $90,000
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Wild Ones Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Shoot Oakshade (Wardancer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Tarla Leafblower (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Slinky Treemoss (Catcher)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Sieran Highhair (Lineelf)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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3
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Tympyre Leafeater (Lineelf)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Illyrion Thornlicker (Lineelf)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Deathrow Posse Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Skank Blitzkin (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Crazy Clyde (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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1
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0
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DJ Zero Gee (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Freaky Frank (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Wild Ones defeated the Deathrow Posse three touchdowns to one. Branch Facesnap (a Wardancer) took Illegal Drugs gaining +1 ST and also Ironman for this match only. Scary Mary (a Human Catcher) sat out this match due to a previous Injury. After the Posse made their first and only Dirty Trick of the game Sieran Highhair (a Lineelf) showed his usual elfness and Dirty Tricked three times including the Wild Ones very last turn.
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Wild Ones Notes
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The Wild Ones had three star player gains with Shoot Oakshade (a Wardancer) gaining Tackle, Tarla Leafblower (a Thrower) gaining Dodge, and Slinky Treemoss (a Catcher) gaining Side Step. Tympyre Leafeater (a Lineelf) is expected to miss the next game.
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Deathrow Posse Notes
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The Deathrow Posse had one star player gain with Crazy Clyde (a Blitzer) gaining Mighty Blow.
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Skaven Skrewballz VS Harbingers of Doom - 03/22/2009
Harbingers of Doom Won
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Skaven Skrewballz
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0 Touchdowns
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Harbingers of Doom
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2 Touchdowns
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$0
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$50,000
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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40,000 Gate
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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20,000 Gate
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Total Gate 60,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $50,000
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Skaven Skrewballz Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Snot Flicker (Thrower)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Speedy Katpoker (Gutter Runner)
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Shifty Garbageater (Gutter Runner)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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2
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Skruffy Upchuck (Linerat)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Harbingers of Doom Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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John Hammer (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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1
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Dick Buttkick (Blitzer)
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0
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1
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Lawrence Tailripper (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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Bruise Schmidt (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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1
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1
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Butch Green Jr. (Lineman)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Simon Sez-Die (Lineman)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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3
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Graveyard Entries
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Player Name
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Team Name
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Cause Of Death
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Slayer Name
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Slayer Team
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Toxic Bilespew
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Skaven Skrewballz
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Block
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Dick Buttkick
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Harbingers of Doom
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Slurp Frogspit
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Skaven Skrewballz
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Block
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Lawrence Tailripper
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Harbingers of Doom
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Pinky Whiptail
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Skaven Skrewballz
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Tackle
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Warren Zapp
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Harbingers of Doom
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Game Notes
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The Skaven Skrewballz were dismantled by the Harbingers of Doom in a bloody massacre. A Virus swept the Skrewballz clubhouse before the match to no effect. Abscess Bilespew (a Linerat) was given a Serious Concussion by John Hammer (a Human Blitzer). Spewer Gatorbait (a Linerat) had his Eye Gouged by Bruise Schmidt (a Human Lineman). The Harbingers Dirty Tricked right up to the very last turn of the match. Despite the Nice weather there was very little attendance to the game but word has spread quickly about the blood bath and tickets are selling quickly for both teams.
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Skaven Skrewballz Notes
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The Skaven Skrewballz had two star player gains with Speedy Katpoker (a Gutter Runner) and Skruffy Upchuck (a Linerat) both gaining Block. Abscess Bilespew and Spewer Gatorbait (both Linerats) are both expected to miss the next game.
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Harbingers of Doom Notes
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The Harbingers of Doom had one star player gain with Butch Green Jr. (a Human Lineman) gaining Dirty Player.
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Darktower Slayers VS Blood River Savages - 04/12/2009
Darktower Slayers Won
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Darktower Slayers
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1 Touchdowns
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Blood River Savages
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0 Touchdowns
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$70,000
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$50,000
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0 Fan Factor Change
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46,000 Gate
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+1 Fan Factor Change
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36,000 Gate
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Total Gate 82,000 Fans
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Total Winnings $120,000
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Darktower Slayers Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Kadzug da Kruncka (Blitzer)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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Gurzag Whiparm (Thrower)
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3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Gresag Ballbreaka (Lineorc)
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Blood River Savages Game Statistics
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Player Name
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Passes
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Touchdowns
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Interceptions
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Casualties
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MVP Awards
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Dirty Tricks
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Blood Axe (Black Orc Blocker)
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0
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0
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0
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1
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1
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0
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Nee Kappa (Lineorc)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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2
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Graveyard Entries
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No Deaths In This Game
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Game Notes
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The Darktower Slayers defeated the Blood River Savages in another exciting Orc vs Orc battle. The Savages had several opportunities to win but they slipped through their grasp allowing the Slayers to push to overtime where they prevailed. The only casualty came late in the second half when Blood Axe (a Savages Black Orc Blocker) blocked and Killed Shadag Facerippa (a Slayers Lineorc). The Slayers Apothecary was able to save him.
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Darktower Slayers Notes
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The Darktower Slayers had one star player gain with Kadzug da Kruncka (a Blitzer) gaining +1 AG. The team bought one Re-Roll.
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Blood River Savages Notes
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Due to a forfeit the Blood River Savages were fined one Fan Factor and 30K gold before the match. The Savages had one star player gain with Blood Axe (a Black Orc Blocker) gaining +1 MA.
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The information presented here is fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
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